More gods? Why, this is simply embarrassing, none of them have any idea of how to properly go about it; they should really be taking lessons from me, I have experience. For starters: Needs less clothing. That's why I liked Rome so much, you know, the temperature was perfect for a toga... or no toga. The choice, as they say, was yours ( Read more... )

You want, what, questions? Well, I'm generous...

Why do people insist on thinking I'm like them at all? There are very few of my kind left, and we are very different from almost every other known species in existance, why do you think I have your values, or sense of taste, or virtue, or attention span, or anythingWhy do you think the past is so ( Read more... )